My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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