We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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