Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I could make wine with my vomit
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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