Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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