I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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