Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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