Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize