I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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