I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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