I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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