Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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