I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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