Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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