just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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