just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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