So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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