Having a random hookup so left but love u
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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