spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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