My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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