It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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