somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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