Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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