Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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