it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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