Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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