I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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