ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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