Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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