so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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