She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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