why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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