If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize