Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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