If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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