I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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