The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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