Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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