i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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