I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This is not my ceiling
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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