have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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