i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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