remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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