Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Vodka?
Forever.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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