Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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