Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Randomize