Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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