i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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