Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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