Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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