I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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